May 2003 Print
Pie Club Meetings 2003

Meeting 3rd May 2003
World Events

Council Elections BNP 2 In Halifax.

BNP - Burnley 2nd Leading Party.

Madonna Likes Timothy Taylor's Beer.

Will They Ban Fishing?

Man City 80 Years At Main Road Come's To An End.

Huddersfield Relegated.

Bradford Bulls Win Cup (Rugby)

John Well Glazed Pie, Lardy, Chunky Meat.

Score 8.0

Kevin Fresh, Well Glazed, Tasty Pie.

Score 7.5

Bob Very Dry, Pastry Pie.

Score 6.0

Pete Pastry Good, Looked Poor

Score 6.5

Phil (Fetcher) Fresh, Pastry Not So Crispy, No Jelly.

Score 6.5

Fetcher - Phil

Fetch - Hopkinson

Price - 60p

Average - 6.9

Meeting 10th May 2003
World Events

Sophie Wessex - Pregnant.

Mountaineer Cuts Own Arm Off!

Pie Club Festival In Courier, Presentation Of Cheque To Elland Hospice.

Doncaster In Football League.

Halifax Blue Sox Lose 8 On The Trot.

Man United Win Premiership.

Tim Big Pie, crumbly, biscuity Pastry, Course Fatty Meat.

Score 7.0

Mark Very Thick Pastry, Dry, Nice Course Meat.

Score 6.0

Phil Flavoursome Pastry, Lacked Jelly.

Score 7.0

John Big Pie, Lardy Pastry, Very Thick, Tasteless Gruesome Pie.

Score 4.0

Kevin Lardy biscuity Pastry, Course Meat No Jelly, Fell Apart, Very Dry.

Score 5.0

Fetch - Stables - Keighley

Price - 65p

Average 5.8

Meeting Saturday 17th May 2003
World Events

Total eclipse Of the Moon to Blood Red Moon.

50 Years Since the Wallace Barnes Bouncing Bomb Went Off.

Suicide Bomber in Marrakech Morocco.

Clair Short Resigns.

F.A Cup Final Arsenal Beat Southampton 1 - 0.

Halifax Lose Rugby League 9 In A Row.

Westham Relegated Bolton Stay Up.

Stuart Lardy and Thick Pastry, Sausage Roll Meat, Attractive, Unusual Looking.

Score 2.5

Kevin Rustic, Attractive, Thick Pastry, Under seasoned Meat, No Jelly.

Score 3.5

Mark Pretty, Thick Dry Pastry, No Jelly, Spicy Sausage Meat, Not Fresh.

Score 5.0

Pete Big, Unusual, Dry.

Score 3.0

Fetcher Mike

Fetch Megabite Sandwich Shop (Castlefield Pies, Union Street, Halifax)

Price 65p

Average 3.5

Meeting Saturday 31st May 2003
World Events

French Concorde Stopped Flying Today

Bob Hope Reaches 100

Where Are The Weapons Of Mass Destruction?

M.O.D Censors Pie Club!

Train Spotters Banned
Sport Events

Jeffreys Top TT Rider Died In Practice

A.C Milan Beat Juventus At Manchester In The Champions League

Halifax Hammered In Rugby League Again

Richard Nice Pie, Crumbly Pastry.

Score 8.0

Mark Crispy Pastry, Good Pie.

Score 8.0

John Fresh Pie, Lardy Inner, Creamy Pastry, Course And Chewy Meat.

Score 6.0

Tim Is It A Pasty?, Nice Filling.

Score 7.0

Kevin Attractive, John Bradley?.

Score 7.0

Bob Nice Meat, Nice Jelly, Awful Pastry.

Score 6.0

Peter Fresh Pastry, Nice Meat.

Score 6.0

Fetcher Pete Charnley

Price 65p

Fetch John Bradley

Average 6.9