April 2004 Print
Pie Club Meetings 2004


Meeting Saturday 3rd April 2004

World Events

Pie Competition Best Ever Tremendous Pies Great Guest Celebrities Brian Turner & Robert Cockroft & A Big Thank you To All The Pie Makers Who Entered.

Peter Ustinov Dies Aged 82.

New Jet Plane Reaches 5000 Miles Per Hour.

Bev Hughes (Immigration Minister) Resigns Due To Immigration Scandal.

Sport

Cambridge Win The Boat Race.

Arsenal crash Out Of The FA Cup To Manchester United.

Pie

Steve Indifferent Pastry, No Jelly, Soggy, Mass Produced, Sausage Flavoured Meat.

Score 6.0

Peter Big Soft Soggy Pie, No Jelly, Sausage Roll In Disguise.

Score 4.0

Richard Unique Pie, Not Local, Not Fresh, Tastes Like A Scottish Pie.

Score 7.0

Mark Best Thing was It Was Big & That Was Also It's Downfall Scottish Pie, No Jelly, Bland Pie, I Could Not Eat It Again.

Score 5.0

Phil No Jelly But Fresh, Lovely Porky Meat. Enjoyed It.

Score 7.0

Tim Sausage Roll & Cornish Pasty Hybrid, Onion Flavour, There Not Today's.

Score 0.0 (No Score Knew Where It Came From)

Kevin Yesterdays, No Jelly, Tasted Of Onion.

Score 8.0

Summary

Fetcher Kevin

Fetch Free Of Charge From Forsyth's

Price 00p

Average 6.3

Meeting Saturday 10th April 2004

World Events

One Year On & Still Fighting In Iraq.

Sport

Did David beckham Play Away From posh?

Arsenal Lose Two Cups In A Week

Pie

Kevin Glazed Finish, Lots Of Jelly.

Score 8.5

Tim Nice Looking, Right Amount Of Jelly.

Score 8.5

Bob Cracker Of A Pie.

Score 9.0

Peter Questioned Bob's Pie Knowledge, Was It Winners Pie?

Score 8.5

Phil Lovely, Fresh, Nice Jelly, Enjoyed It To The Last Bite, What Pies Are All About.

Score 8.0

Stuart Porky, Beautiful.

Score 8.5

Summary

Fetcher Stuart

Fetch Hinchliffes

Price 75p

Average 8.5

Meeting Saturday 17th April 2004

World Events

Portuguese Traveller Put In Jail For Leaving Bag Unattended In Airport.

Bomb Blast In Athens.

Sport

Sir Roger Bannister Ran The 4 Minuet Mile 50 Years Ago.

Leeds United Go Down (Football)

Pie

Kevin Old, Soggy, Sweet Jelly.

Score 3.5

Bob Tasty, Nice Jelly.

Score 7.0

Phil Shame It Wasn't Fresh, Tasty.

Score 7.5

Peter Criticises Bob & Phil, Soggy Pastry.

Score 3.0

Mark Pastry Soft, Meat Compact, Good Flavour.

Score 7.0

John Doubtful It Was Fresh, Enjoyed It, Looked Like Pork, Right Jelly.

Score 7.5

Summary

Fetcher John

Fetch S & C Meats

Price ??p

Average 7.1

Meeting Saturday 24th April 2004

World Events

Train crash In North Korea Many Feared dead.

Sport

Pie

Mark Fresh, Lacked Spice, A Bit Of Jelly, Not Bad.

Score 8.0

Chris (Guest) Disappointing Pastry, Bland.

Score 7.0

Peter Pastry To Thick Short, Bland Meat, A Bit Of Gristle, Not So Good.

Score 4.0

Phil Bland Pie, Average.

Score 7.5

Summary

Fetcher ?

Fetch Haighs Farm Shop

Price 50

Average 6.6