Meeting Saturday 5th March 2005

World Events

Child In Glasgow Shot With Air Rifle Aimed At Firemen.

Blunkett Not Father Of His Mistress’s Child And Her Husband Is Infertile.

Sport

Blackburn Beat Burnley 2 – 1 (Football)

Pie

Mark Fresh, Crisp In Parts Soggy In Others, Jelly Uneven But Lovely, Full Pie, Enjoyed It



Score 8.5



John Crispy Pastry, Compact, Peppery Meat, Jelly Uneven.



Score 8.0



Peter Very Fresh, Crispy, Good Tasty Meat.



Score 8.0



Phil Not Much Jelly, Fresh, Not Tasty Meat.



Score 7.0



Summary



Fetcher Phil



Fetch Hinchliffes Of Netherton



Price 80p


Average 7.8

Meeting Saturday 12th March 2005



World Events



Michael Jackson Arrives At Court In Pyjamas.



Comic Dave Allen Dies.



Sport



Kevin Keegan Leaves Manchester City.



Pie



Chris Crust Too Short, No Jelly.



Score 5.0



John Mass Produced, Super Market Pie.



Score ?.?



Stuart Crispy, Chewy Pie.



Score 6.0



Kevin Greasy, Short, Peppery Pie



Score 6.5



Mark Greasy Pastry, No Jelly, Sausage Meat.



Score 5.0



Bob An Island Fold Pie, Liked It, If Couldn’t See It.



Score 7.0



Peter Butchers Shut, What Does Peter Want To Do?



Score 6.0



Summary



Fetcher Peter



Fetch Sainsbury’s



Price 50p


Average 5.5

Meeting Saturday 19th March 2005



World Events



Stuart Porkpie Man Gets Married Today And Therefore There Is No Pie Meeting Today.

Meeting Saturday 26th March 2005



World Events



Stuart Porkpie Man’s Wedding Gets Plenty Of Press Coverage On TV And The Papers.



The Pope Misses The Easter Mass For First Time Due To Ill Health.



BP Refinery In Texas Explodes Killing 14 People And Pushes Oil Prices Up.



Jim Callaghan Former Prime Minister Dies Aged 96.



Sport



England 4 Northern Ireland 0 (Football).



Halifax Town Now Third In League.



Pie



Phil Very Shallow Pie, Not Fresh, Soft Pastry, Bland Meat, Bit Of Pepper.



Score 4.5



Richard Pastry Soft, (Would Go Nice With Custard!), Not Fresh, Kept In Plastic Bag, So Now Sweated, Nice Meat.



Score 6.0



Kevin It Was Fresh Yesterday, It Was Crispy Yesterday, Did Not Travel Well, An Ok Pie.



Score 5.0



Summary



Fetcher Kevin



Fetch Westmore Service Station Farm Shop



Price £1.10p


Average 5.2