May 2005 Print
Pie Club Meetings 2005


Meeting Saturday 10th May 2005



World Events



Blair Wins With Reduced Majority.



David Blunket Gets A New Job.



Sport



Liverpool Beat Chelsea (Football).



Pie



Kevin Unusual Topping, Different.



Score 8.0



Phil Fresh, Black Pudding Succulent, Funniest Pie I’ve Ever Seen.



Score 8.0



Bob Mince Pie Pie, Liked It.



Score 7.0



Tim Enjoyed It, Alright.



Score 7.0



Pete Pastry Soft, No Jelly, Novelty Pie.



Score 6.0



Reverend ??



Score 7.0



John Different, Did Not Look Good, Chip Shop Pastry, Did Not Need Gravy.



Score 7.0



Summary



Fetcher John



Fetch Halifax Market



Price 75p



Average 7.1

Meeting Saturday 17th May 2005

World Events



V.E. Day Celebrations.



Donkeys On Blackpool Beach To Have Lunch Breaks.



Sport



Malcolm Glazer Takes Over Manchester United.



Pie



Mark Pale, Soft, Meat Greasy, Lacked Spice.



Score 6.5



John Big, Insipid, Squat, Lancashire Chip Shop Pie, No Flavour.



Score 6.5



Phil Clean, No Gravy, Bland Jelly Outside.



Score 6.0



Bob Not A Badun, Not A Manc Pie?.



Score 6.0



Pete Fresh, No Jelly Inside, Nice Pastry, Not Nasty, Compact, Needed Salt.



Score 7.5



Summary



Fetcher Pete



Fetch Blackburn Market



Price 50p



Average 6.5

Meeting Saturday 22nd May 2005

World Events



Policeman Let Off After Being Caught Speeding At 150 Miles Per Hour.



Kylie Minogue In Cancer Scare



Sport



First Ever F.A. Cup Decided On Penalties.



Pie



Bob Fresh, Smashing Taste, Spicy.



Score 8.0



Mark Not Fresh, Spicy, Not Enough Jelly, Dry.



Score 8.5



Richard Fresh, Meat Superb, Course Meat.



Score 9.0



Phil Wonderful Pastry, Salty, Spicy.



Score 8.5



John Large, Pie’s Been In Bath Too Long, Lancashire Pie, Pink, More Salt Than Pepper.



Score 8.0



Kevin Crunchy, Course, Not Fresh, Picked Out Pasty Pie.



Score 7.5



Summary



Fetcher Kevin



Fetch Sheply Co-op



Price 70p



Average 8.2

Meeting Saturday 28th May 2005

World Events



French Set To Say NON To European Constitution.



Michael Jackson Trial Coming To An End.



Sport



Liverpool Come Back Frome The Death To Win The European Cup For A Fifth Time.



England Beat Bangladesh At Cricket.



Pie



Richard Nice Meat, Crisp Pastry, Needed More Spice.



Score 8.0



Chris Crisp Pastry, Needed A Bit More Jelly, Good Pie.



Score 8.0



Sue Lovely Pastry, Nice Meat.



Score 7.0



Jo Lacked Spice, A Bit Greasy.



Score 7.0



Fred Nice Pastry, Could Taste Sage, Enjoyed It.



Score 8.0



Bruce Needed More Pepper, Pastry A Bit Dry, Fresh, Needed More Jelly.



Score 8.0



Stuart Fresh, Lardy, Sausage Meat.



Score 7.0



Summary



Fetcher Stuart



Fetch A.R Jones



Price 75p



Average 7.5