They divide the nation with their love it or hate it taste. To some,
they are the king of meat products and the
perfect accompaniment to a pint; for others they're the lowest of the
edible low. But pork pies are a British culinary institution and a group
of men in Ripponden, near Halifax, has spent more than 25 years giving
them the recognition they deserve.
These dedicated connoisseurs are members of the Pork Pie Appreciation
Society, which meets every Saturday night in Rippondens Old Bridge Inn.
For more than two decades they have stoically pressed on with
their self appointed task: to drive up the quality of pork pies, sort the
culinary masterpieces from the downright disasters, and have a few pints
and a chat along the way.
Theres nothing better than a pork pie and a pint, says society
president Kevin Booth. Hes not alone in this belief: in fact, his
brother and fellow member Stuart even opted to have a three-tier, 50lb
pork pie as his wedding cake a few years ago. It caused a bit of a
stir, Kevin says. It was cut into portions and served with mushy peas
and mint sauce.
To the untrained eye, the weekly meeting might just look like ten or so
men filling up on pies and pints but the rules of pork pie critique are
taken seriously. One of the staple principles is the fetch. Each week
one of the members, nominated the previous week, buys the pies from a
different, secret location. This week, the fetcher is Mark Travis, who
confesses that while he bought 20 pies, only 18 of them have made it to
the meeting.
The pies are tasted and each person discretely writes their mark out of
ten on a piece of paper. The rules have built up over the years, says
Peter Charnley. One of them is fetchers privilege we expect the
fetcher to give a better mark to his own pies, but he cant abuse his
position. Each member is invited to reveal his mark and share his
thoughts about the pie, starting with the person to the left of the
fetcher.
Perhaps a bit ironically, the whole thing began when a new health club
opened in 1982. After a Saturday afternoon workout, several of the men
used to walk to the nearby pub for a pint One lad used to bring a pork
pie that his wife packed for him, and we always watched him eat it
enviously; he never shared; Peter says. Eventually, another member of the
group offered to bring pies for everyone, and after a few months it was
suggested that the responsibility should be shared.
We soon got a bit competitive, as lads do with a bit of my pies better
than your pie Peter says. Soon, marks were introduced, and the results
written on the wooden tea box used to fetch the pies. These days, he
says, the marks are recorded in a book, but they still have the box.
It's been in the wars, seen some things, heard some tales.
Testing the pies isn't all that happens in the meetings the members also
discuss the world events of the week, carefully recording the minutes in
a book. Interspersed with jokes, pint buying and bites of pies, they
cover housing prices, the state of the banks and the American economy.
Currently, the members are all men. Are women allowed? Our wives often
come along after, says Peter. They are welcome for the whole thing, but
strangely they don't seem to want to come along:
The group is also often joined by Tim Eaton Walker, the landlord at The
Old Bridge Inn which is reputedly the oldest hostelry in Yorkshire. As
well as hosting the meetings, the pub is home to the annual pork pie
championship held in March, which draws about 60 entrants from all over
the country and has had guest judges including celebrity chef Brian
Turner.
So what makes a good pie? As it turns out, it's more complicated than
one might think. In Yorkshire we like the meat to be pinkish, whereas
in Leicestershire they like greyer meat, explains Richard Neville. It
must be made fresh on the day. It should have short, thin pastry, and
preferably no rat runs thats gaps in the meat. No white bits; well
filled; nice jelly; no voids; no soggy bottoms; steep sides. It should
be tight, crispy and crunchy, with a nice glaze. Phew.
According to Kevin: In my opinion, theres no such thing as a bad
pork pie; theres only good and great. But the other members are
quick to remind him of last weeks meeting, when Kevin was forced to
give his own fetch a mark of zero. I couldn't give it a mark, he
admits. Even the goose didnt like it. The goose?
Yes, theres a goose nearby that gets our leftover pastry.
Finally, then, it's time to see how Marks offerings measure up.
Overall, it does rather well: Kevin calls it a darn good pie and
gives it an 8.5; Phil Batley judges it a good fetch fresh, nice
meat, the right size and gives it an eight, and Peter, although he
deems it a bit small its a slimmers pie gives it a healthy seven.
Richard isn't so sure, though, and gives it a six, saying: it was
bland and a bit fatty: Its quite common for the markers to disagree,
of course. We can get quite heated about it! says Kevin. It's all
friendly banter though.
At last the source of the pies is revealed, unusually they are
Lancashire pies, from Walmsleys in Ramsbottom. The results are
carefully recorded in the book: this is pork pie history in the
making.
We all like a pie, a pint and a chat, and the order depends on
what we feel like, summarises Peter. The pie isnt all it is;
it's about the sum of the parts.
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