July 2003   




Artisan Class


1st Honley Village  Butchers – pork, chorizo, goats cheese & sweet chilli sauce 
2nd Keith Dyson – full English breakfast
3rd Honley Village Butchers – pork, chicken & stuffing
4th J. Thomas of Helmsley 
5th E. Middlemiss – pork, stuffing & Yorkshire chutney


Traditional Class


1st Hoffman’s of Wakefield 
2nd Wilson’s of Crossgates, Leeds 
3rd Broster’s of Lindley, Huddersfield.
4th Honley Village Butchers, Huddersfield.


July 2003 PDF Print E-mail
Pie Club Meetings 2003

Meeting Saturday 5th July 2003

World Events

Barry White Dies Aged 58, Audrey Hepburn Dies Aged 96.

Gays Get Rights Of Married Couples.

Italian Prime minister On Diplomatic Mission To Germany.


Serena Beats Venus (Tennis).

Tim Henman Is Out.

Beckham To Have Medical.

Russian Buys Chelsea Football Club.


John Greasy Bottom, Very Porky, Firm Meat, Tasty Jelly Soaked Into The Pastry.

Score 6.0

Stuart Old Dry Pie, Poor Tasting Meat, Small Hole.

Score 6.5

Kevin Not Fresh, Tasty Sweet Jelly, Meat Firm Tasty And Moist.

Score 8.0

Tim Soggy Chewy Pastry, Little Jelly.

Score 5.0


Fetcher ?

Fetch ?

Price ??p

Average 6.3

Meeting Saturday 12th July 2003

World Events

Parachute Jumper Dies, Sabotaged Gear.

Blair In Hot Water Again, For Sexing Up Dossier.

Siamese Twins Both Die.

Italy German Relations Very Strained.


Halifax RL Fail Again But Set Record Now Lost 17 In A Row.

Frank Bruno Depressed.


Pete Crispy Fresh Pastry, Looked Lovely Lacked Flavour.

Score 7.5

Paddy Fresh, Lean, Lacked Pepper, Nice Jelly, Sticky Glaze.

Score 6.0

Kevin Crispy Tasty Pastry, Firm, Succulent, Lacked Spice.

Score 8.0

Mark Thin Crispy Pastry, Pretty Pie, Well Filled, Plenty Of Jelly, Needed Pepper.

Score 8.5


Fetcher ?

Fetch Walmersley's (Ramsbottom).

Price 60p

Average 7.6

Meeting Saturday 19th July 2003

World Events

Masturbation Prevents Prostate Cancer.

George Best Falls Off The Wagon.

12 Year Old Siobhan Returns Home Safe After Internet Abduction.

Weather Glorious, Cracking The Flags.

Hinchcliffe Fetches Pies For Paddy.


Halifax Deducted 2 Points Again.

Man United Misses Out On Ronaldinho.

Tiger Woods Loses His Ball At Open.


Pies Were Received With Great Thanks From Hinchcliffe's (This Years Pork Pie Club Winners). Who Were Guests Of The Pork Pie Club Today, With Corporal Paddy Lang Of The 131st Independent Commando Squadron Royal Engineers, Who Tried In Vain To Get Pork Pies Sent Out To The Gulf

Meeting Saturday 26th July 2003

World Events

Saddam's Sons Killed - £30 Million Reward.

First Test Tube Baby 25 Years Old.

Alistair Campbell Stops Spinning.

Mick Jagger Reaches The Grand Old Age Of 60.

BA Check-In Staff On Strike.


Has The Weather Saved England? (Cricket).

Ben Curtis Wins British Open.

Man In Kilt Runs On To Circuit At Silverstone Grand Prix.

Greece Well Behind For Olympics.


Phil A Bit Shallow, No Spice, No Salt, No Jelly.

Score 5.0

John A Squat Pork Pie, Squidgy Meat, Luncheon Meat.

Score 3.5

Richard Biscuit Pastry, Meat A Bit Like Dog Meat.

Score 6.0


Fetcher ?

Fetch Weegmans, Otley

Price 60p

Average 4.8


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